Crazy Foreign Candy

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Foreign candy is just wacky. Probably because we, as stupid Americans, have no Earthly idea what their symbols and words mean. But we do know that what they look like is ridiculous. Enjoy fifteen of them! Right now!

Heidi Loves Satan

199 5

I don't know what candy from anywhere has to do with The Devil giving classic Alp maiden, Heidi a Piggy-Back Ride, but here we are. Maybe it's so delicious it makes you want to do devious, and devilish things to a yodeling mountain lass. I have no idea.

Hot Pachyderm Sex

291 8

This kid loves his elephant almost as much as I love candy. Almost as much.

Swamp Gnome

367 7

This freaky critter is moments away from drowning himself in sorrow because he's, I dunno, out of candy. Seems like a stupid way to go, but when you want sweets you want sweets.

Rabbit and Lion and Fear and Loathing

383 9

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls."

Corn-Lovin’ Bunny

591 5

Oh baby... baby loves the corn. So, does this mean there's corn in this candy? Or worse yet: glazed corn? Guh...

Have You Seen This Boy?

884 6

I really doubt this kid is missing. But what I don't doubt is that he looks strikingly similar to Alfred E. Neuman.

Jim

956 9

Jim: "Hey Carl, what does your candy taste like?"
Carl: "You, Jim. It tastes like you."
Jim: "I... think I hear my mom."

Pedo-Bear’s Cousin?

971 7

"Hey boys and girls! I'll be peddling these delicious treats from my van outside your playground tomorrow! Listen for the bell!"

Fancy Cowboy Magician

1241 7

This candy comes with a free audition certificate for the Village People Revival.

Linda

1283 5

Oh, Linda... Your delicious chocolate puts me in one of your vicious headlocks. One of your THIGH headlocks...

Happy Turd Monkey Points at Dots

1763 4

I have no idea what's happening here. But I do hope that baton he's holding isn't the candy. That looks terrible.

Plopp

2068 6

Nothing in the world screams something you don't want to eat like the sound: "PLOPP". Nothing.

Boob Grabber

2250 7

"Hey baby. After I eat this candy... I'm-a put a baby up in that."

Made From Real Puppies

2288 9

Real FRESH puppies.

Klum’s Kandy

2599 8

Get's the Seal of Approval. Ba-Dum-Bum.

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