25 Famous Animated Food Mascots

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Luckily these guys don't qualify

Before we even get into this, none of these awesome animated mascots pitch Cereal, Beverages or Fast Food. Why? Because the first two we’ve done already, and the third is coming soon.

saucisson+dauvergneAh yes, we do love our Mascots here at Gunaxin. So this list will be strictly store bought food products. Surprisingly, though, there are nearly as many famous ‘other food’ mascots not even related to cereal, drinks, or restaurants! Why am I shouting? Because it’s so exciting! For years, every conceivable food item from snack cakes to veggies has been hocked by an animated critter: be it human, human-like, or animal. Ever since the early days of eye-popping packaging and, eventually, TV commercials, the animated food-product mascot has been a mainstay of the advert industry. There are so many products you likely wouldn’t even remember without their accompanying phylactery that they, themselves have become like the very products they were created to endorse. Get it? Here’s an example: Green Giant. First thing I think of isn’t vegetables, it’s a big giant… who’s green! Well, sit back, kick up your feet, maybe pour a nice bowl of Quisp, and enjoy these 25 famous food mascots.

peterpan butter 75x7525. Peter Pan Peanut Butter

Though a mascot for the brand since 1928, J.M. Barrie’s resident Never Land imp was officially turned into Disney’s illustrated version in 2007. No other peanut butter can kill Captain Hook, I’ll clue ya!

missfull 75x7524. Chiquita Banana’s Miss Chiquita

In the 1980s, the traditional Banana character from the Chiquita products was fortunately changed into a woman character. Thank you Carmen Miranda. I agree with the change, as she is far more attractive this way.

cheesasaurus2 thumbsup 75x7523. Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Dinosaur (Cheesasaurus Rex)

Yeah, that’s his name according to a contest offered up by Kraft back in 2000. Pretty moronic, but I guess you’ll never forget it. This innocent T-Rex has been shilling Kraft Dinner for almost ten years.

Otterpops 75x7522. Otter Pops

If you were a child who, presumably, wasn’t shackled in a basement somewhere, you know what Otter Pops are: Sir Isaac Lime, Little Orphan Orange… yeah, you remember.

captain cupcake 75x7521. Captain Cupcake

Hostess’ first foray into advertising history is actually the second one the company released. This guy was all over the Cupcake containers for years.

Sorry, no Captain Cupcake ads, but this one’s pretty funny.

fruit pie the magician1 75x7520. Fruit Pie the Magician

Another of the Hostess master mascots that dominated the store shelves and TV commercials during your favorite Saturday morning toons.

twinkie the kid 75x7519. Twinkie the Kid

The final entry in the Hostess Trifecta is the original spongy hero, Twinkie the Kid. Now there’s a yellow cartoon fella I’d love see get his own show.

nerds 75x7518. Willy Wonka’s Nerds

Basically anthropomorphized versions of the teeny, tiny, crunchy candies themselves, the cute little guys have been gracing the boxes and packaging of Nerds since 1983. Almost always there are two distinct flavors in every box.

campbells 75x7517. The Campbell’s Kids

Since 1904, these freakish elfin tykes have been either on the Campbell’s products themselves, or else collected by rabid fans. Guess what? I still have a Campbell’s Kids Thermos, so there!

sunmaid raisins 75x7516. The Sun-Maid Raisin Lady

Her name was Lorraine Collett Petersen, and in 1916 she and her smiling face began gracing the packages of Sun-Maid raisins. She’s kinda still hot for a 93-year old.

chips ahoy cookie guy 75x7515. Chips Ahoy Cookie Guys (Lenny, Larry, and Cory… seriously)

By far one of the most consistently irritating stop-motion ads of recent memory are the singing, happy-go-lucky cookie mascots for Chips Ahoy. Somebody eat these guys, will ya?

fritobandito 75x7514. Frito Bandito

From 1967 till 1971, Bugs Bunny-voice actor, Mel Blanc, supplied the vocals for a tortilla chip-loving Mexican bandit. The ad was banned in quite a few markets. I suppose Frito-Lay could have done worse

mrsalty 75x7513. Mr. Salty

What’s more cute and bizarre at the same time than a guy made out of pretzel sticks who wears a sailor suit? Nothing, that’s what. I bet he’s crunchy, too.

Hamburger 75x7512. Hamburger Helper Helping Hand

Ever since he began making his south-paw appearance on Hamburger Helper boxes in 1971, this talking and moving white glove has been the star of the commercial.

tuna mercury charlie starkist 11 75x7511. Charlie the Tuna

In 1961, the StarKist tuna company gave the world a mascot we could feel good about consuming right on the package. Thanks, guys!

mmchars 75x7510. The M & M’s

Ah, good old Red and Yellow. One, pissy and snarky, the other, slightly sardonic and melancholy. But these two are your candy spokes-folks, people. Enjoy their candy shells.

california raisins 75x759. The California Raisins

Since 1986, these animated raisins have struck purple gold with their Rhythm and Blues style and hit song, “I Heard it Through the Grapevine.”

vlasic stork 75x758. The Vlasic Stork

Thanks to, and I’m serious here, Vlasic Pickle company merging the baby-delivery Stork figure with the idea of a pregnant woman’s love for the brined cucumber, we got this mascot in 1968.

butterworth 75x757. Mrs. Butterworth’s

Nothing makes me want to eat pancakes more than knowing I get to squirt syrup all over ‘em from the skull of a matronly lady-shaped dispenser. Delicious. And screw Aunt Jemima.

tootsie pop owl 75x756. Mr. Owl

How Many licks does it take? Well, no matter how many times I’ve seen this commercial, Mr. Owl can not seem to get past three. Me? Two at the most. Yep, it’s 1971 and it’s the best candy ad of all time.

MrPeanutLogos 75x755. Mr. Peanut

He’s the delicious and fully anthropomorphic (love that word) nut who lives his days promoting the goodness of Planter’s. Mmm… Nutty!

keebler elf 75x754. The Keebler Elves

“Oh, you never would believe where those Keebler Cookies come from…” Thank goodness in 1968 that supremely annoying jingle was invented right along with the little elves in their Hollow Tree, cuz those sweet treats are something!

chester cheetah 75x753. Chester Cheetah

Cheetos are a delicious snack. Chester Cheetah is an overtly hip poser who always get’s his while attempting to rob folks of their delicious Cheetos. Stupid cat.

green giant 75x752. The Jolly Green Giant

He’s huge, he’s 81-years old, and he’s green from head to toe… yeah, all of him. Ho Ho Ho, green peas, indeed! We have no words about “Sprout”.

Doughboy 75x751. The Pillsbury Doughboy (Poppin’ Fresh)

Since 1965, the little, white, ticklish dough-blob has been giggling his way into our hearts, and, cruelly, our ovens. Boy but he’s tasty.

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